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A bolg is a blog, except not. It's like the opposite of a blog. Poorly written, awful formatting, and not-even-closely-resembling-a-blog are a few characteristics commonly seen in bolgs.
"Did you read that guy's blog?"
"Yeah, it was a total bolg."
bolg by no...uh May 17, 2012
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Bolgoaca 

A very sad person without love who lifts a lot
Hey Martin,how are you?
Im good just went to the gym
Bro you re being such a bolgoaca right now fr fr
Bolgoaca by Buci Messi November 27, 2022
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Bolgy wolgy 

It's the dick in the furry leanguage
Furry 1: * notices your bolgy wolgy * OwO

Watermelon: bro the fuck
Bolgy wolgy by ProtoFlorea December 24, 2021
Taking an injury to the head,derived from Legolas smashing an Orc's head in on a wooden pole four times in The Hobbit:The Desolation of Smaug.
You look terrible. Did you get bolged?
The legal definition of "Sex on Legs", turns on any homo-sapien within the region of 10km. Whether it be a male or a female they are instantly charmed and follow this sex God to his immense pants with a big bulge. Women are seen to be hobbling as they exit his mansion possibly from the deep butt anal.
Anna: "Hey have you seen Margaret? She seems to be sore near her rectum."
Elly: "Aww she must have seen Bolger again..."

"Man that guy is such a Bolger"
Bolger by EarthquakesEverywhere August 30, 2013

Saggy-tits bolger

When a woman decides to let her tits bounce in the wind while running.
He forgot his lunch, so his mom delivered it to him in the form of a saggy-tits bolger.
Saggy-tits bolger by Headonya November 4, 2019
Your bolge looks nice with those pants
Bolge by Papi_dubz08 January 4, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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