Skip to main content
The name for the province of Alberta in Canada after having been taken over by various corporations intent on the liquidation of environmental asset, namely Halliburton in relations to the abundant Tar Sands.
" I hear that in Halberta they give 400 dollars to every man woman and child in recompense for the destruction of caribou wintering grounds."

"Honey, get the kids, we're moving to Halberta."
Halberta mug front
Get the Halberta mug.
See more merch
A weak warrior known to defeat very few soldiers in battle, but when you finally beat him he runs away like a sissy. Legendary camper with penis envy issues.
He talked tough, but he was just a Halbert.
Halbert by ryanlb8998 February 19, 2010
Related Words
she is a little kid that pulls girls but he doesn't focus in school. when he grows up he is gonna be flipping burgers at mcdonalds with a pair of yeezys. he loves soccer and basketball but hates bmx and skateboards.
lol a boy which turns into a girl its name is halbert
halbert by uglystikkk March 16, 2017
It means LAP DOG
- Dennis 2022
You're a HALABERTA!!
halaberta by Piraeteeee February 1, 2022
A smart boy. Is really funny. Likes to take ip addresses. Will win in a 1v1 in roblox bedwars against noob. Says bozo half of the time and baka.
Halbert said, "You're a bozo so and so!"
Halbert by Bozo #100000 May 4, 2022

halberto 

A sexy mf who pulls every single woman including your mom
Guy1: man I wish I was halberto

Guy2: why’s that?
Guy1: he can pull your mom
halberto by thehandler86 September 24, 2022
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026