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shitlover 

An individual that allows family and friends to treat them like shit. The individual gets tired of having to tolerate the bullshit treatment and will cry to people that don't treat them like shit and these people that never shit on that individual will be there for support. But then the individual wants to tolerate being shit on again by their family or friends and then the people giving the individual their support end up having to deal with that individuals shit.
The shitlover is a lost cause and always ends up going back for more so don't even get involved or you will be a shitlover too.
shitlover by jpg3 December 5, 2011
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Shittower is Something you do before getting dressed to go to work you take a shit and then immediately shower.

However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.
I just finished my coffee and i am going to shittower and get out here.

Thanks Tbagmartin
Shittower by Tbagmartin August 17, 2011

Shitler Stash 

Fucking a chick in the ass, then pulling out your shit covered dick, and wiping it above her upper lip. Giving her the look of a "hitler stash" or in this case a "Shitler Stash".
My girlfriend's shitler stash is thicker than your regular stash.
Shitler Stash by cubfan14 November 20, 2009

Spillover Perks 

A perk enjoyed by a friend or family member that enables you to enjoy it as well because you know them or are related to them.
I go to the local bar and receive free beers because of the spillover perks of my sister dating the head bartender.
Spillover Perks by Skipper84 April 10, 2010

Shitlocker 

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.
Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"
Shitlocker by geek_nerd_69 October 27, 2020

fresh spillover 

Unsoiled women who wander into your room as a result of your roommate's lack of space and his amazing pimposity.
"Get some girls in your room, so we can have some fresh spillover in ours."
fresh spillover by Karjoe Goldzik October 3, 2005

shitlocker 

Sexual term with reference to the anus.
She let me stick it in her shitlocker.
shitlocker by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006