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Hom Bottler 

The excretion of fluids after a very large animal is removed from the rectum. Nasty stuff.
"Man, I heard about that gerbil incident a couple days ago"
"Yeah the worst part was the hom bottler"
Hom Bottler by Hom Bottler March 28, 2015

bottlerider 

(n) A female nightlife attendee who tends to drink from the bottles that guys purchase at the club. These females are especially fond of athletes, CEOs, or club owners. They tend to ignore most until there is a chance for a bottleride. Bottleriders dress in skimpy outfits that come in outlandish colors and textures e.g. bright pink and trash bag material.
"Man, last night I spent $1,500 on bottle service..."

"Who were you with?"

"It was just me and Jake... And a couple chicks we met there."

"Did you know these girls beforehand?"

"Na, they were bottleriders."
bottlerider by tgun_ April 1, 2010

bottlerocketing

When you hold your nut in for a prolonged amount of time and squeeze your penis to the point where the head of your cock is blown off, soaring through the air.
Jerry: Bro, how did that hole in the wall happen?
Tim: Dude, I was bottlerocketing real good last night.
Jerry: Damn bro, how long have you been that nut in??
Tim: Years bro...
bottlerocketing by NightmareFuel13 January 10, 2019
In footballing terms the word bottler refers to a player who initially plays well but makes a huge mistake or lets the team down when it really matters. i.e missing a penalty, missing an easy chance, losing your temper and getting sent off.

You can also refer to football teams as bottlers. For example Aston Villa are well known as bottlers because they seem to always be in good form at the beginning of the season but towards the end they lose this form and end up missing out on Champions League football, despite looking like they could be the best side in the premiership at the beginning of the season.
Eugene Dadi is such a bottler, what an awful penalty that was.

Liverpool are such bottlers this season.
Bottler by Matalan March 25, 2010

Botterill pour 

4 Botterill pours and you are unconscious
He went for the fourth Botterill pour; at that point we grabbed him a pillow and let him sleep it off
Botterill pour by Tonkatoythom September 22, 2021
He shit himself , he's a right bottler !
bottler by Big Dave December 15, 2004