Squirtman

The most amazing super hero Columbus,ohio has ever known. Adored by his fans and wanted by women the world over. Squirtman showers his fans with gifts and his enemies with a shrinking rain. Squirtman is your friend!!!!!

umbrella man:I will get Squirtman!
Squirtman:Oh no you don't my shrinking nemesis!
12 inch umbrella man:flyin' penguins! Squirtman is NOT my friend!

Squirtman by squirtgirl November 22, 2011

Squirtmaster 

A woman who can consistently hit her target with her female ejaculation.

Tiana was able to squirt into his mouth from over three feet away! She's a very talented girl and clearly a squirtmaster!

Squirtmaster by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

squirtacular 

adjective Of the nature of squirting; impressive or sensational squirting.

noun Something that is squirtacular, as an elaborate show or display of squirting.

‘Hey Bob, I heard the girls got together for another weekend squirtacular. Did Karen have to break out the wet vac again?’

squirtacular by Jaymz Kilmister February 17, 2021

squirtin' like a country goose

A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.

"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

number 2

squirtin' like a country goose by BoeJundy November 2, 2013

splunge bod squirtpants 

This means to have a messy orgasm, aka splunge in your pants.

Who is leaking there, its Splunge Bod Squirtpants!

splunge bod squirtpants by I, Wreckerrr May 11, 2017

hurtin for a squirtin 

someone who would like to have sex. someone who is horny.

" yo, dat bitch said she wuz hurtin for a squirtin"

hurtin for a squirtin by kdizog August 16, 2006

Squirtaliate

To squirtaliate. A chick taking revenge on a bloke who ejaculated prematurely, by squirting in his face while hes sleeping.

"She squirtaliated me last night..."

"Dude, I don't want to know about your penis problems..."

"Squirtaliate? NO DON'T"

Squirtaliate by JoshuaMilksh4ke November 7, 2011