Vauitis 

A contagious obsessive compulsive disorder with 'the vau'. Highly contagious and cureless.

That person is suffering from Vauitis. You really love the vau, I think you have Vauitis.

Vauitis by Vau October 23, 2011

Vagitis 

In gay man's terms, "The condition of 'pussying' out of meeting someone at the last minute; also known as 'flake syndrome.'" It is usually accompanied by a case of the "never hear from him again's."

Tom was supposed to meet Jake for the first time yesterday, but he came down with "Vagitis," and said that he couldn't come. Jake said it was shortly followed by the "never heard from him again's."

The Public Service Announcement would state, "Only YOU can prevent pussies!"

Vagitis by Coogs315 January 4, 2014

vacitis

Noun | vā · kītis |
The urge felt by someone coming back to work from vacation to call in sick in order to get just one more day off

Employee: I’m sorry boss, I know I was due back from vacation today but I seem to have picked up a stomach bug.
Boss: Uh-huh, sounds like acute vacitis to me.

vacitis by VillainProtocol June 12, 2017

vavitiss 

Vavitiss is the diseased mould on your penis causing your thumbs to constantly twitch impairing your gaming skills tremendously.

Sorry Startz! My Vavitiss is acting up today.

vavitiss by BIGBUTSO March 13, 2017

vagitis 

A vaginal growth on the scrotum of a male rendering the balls ineffective.

He can't come out drinking with us tonight, he has a bad case of vagitis that needs to be treated.

vagitis by CaptainRedeye June 4, 2003

Vagitis 

A tear in your lower abdominal muscle that slowly swallows your balls...

Peter had a "concusssion..." His vagitis is acting up and he will not be able to play football this season..

Vagitis by Giants1975LT September 12, 2018

Manic Deja vuitis 

The social condition which causes one to become annoyed with having to repeat themselves to the same question over and over.

Jim: I would like a latte and make it skinny. My name is Jim.
Mary: would you like skim milk?

Jim: yes
Mary: what is your name?
Jim: Jim
Mary: I'm sorry did you say a latte? and what was your name?

Steve: Mam, you need to get checked out. I think you have Manic Deja vuitis!

Manic Deja vuitis by Medpilot July 22, 2011