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dinosaur train 

A children's TV show about a mom who cheated on her husband by fucking a t-Rex and distracts her cuck ass husband by buying tickets to the time traveling train full of so many hot dinosaurs so the husband doesn't notice his wife fucked a t-rex
come on down to the dinosaur train so you dont notice your wife fucked a t-rex
dinosaur train by Grrryn April 9, 2021
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dinosaur train 

In reference to a popular cartoon on public television.

When a younger woman has sex with multiple male partners at the same time, all of them being much older than she is.
Joan: Can you believe Becky ditched us at the bar last night to hang out with those old dudes?

Grace: Yeah, I bet she totally rode the dinosaur train.
dinosaur train by Samurai of funk September 24, 2011

dinosaur train 

DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍

Once upon a time there was a mom 🀱
Her name was Mrs. Pterandon 🀩
Sitting on a nest she heard a scratching πŸ™‰
OH BOY MY EGGS ARE HATCHING 😻😻🀩🀩
One by one her kids popped free πŸ‘Ά
Baby pteranodons, 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 🀩
ILL NAME YOU TINY 🀏 SHINY πŸ’Ž AND DON πŸ™„
But tiny said WAIT βœ‹ THERES ONE MORE MOM 😱
The last little baby was a different size πŸ₯΄
With teeth 🦷 a tail 🐈 and big green eyes πŸ‘
He didnt look anything like the rest 😭
WHAT AM I DOING IN A PTERANDON NEST πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ€”πŸ€”
But dear old πŸ§“ mrs. pterandon said πŸ—£
This is your family πŸ‘ͺ and im your mom 🀰 we may be different πŸ˜” but we're all creatures πŸ¦– all dinosaurs have different features 🀩
COME ON BUDDY WE'LL TAKE A VACATION 😼
ILL GET US A TICKET 🎟 AT PTERANDON STATION πŸš‰
WE'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD 🌎 IN SUNSHINE β˜€ AND RAIN 🌧
AND MEET ALL THE SPECIES ON THE 🀩

DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍
WE'RE GONNA RIDE 😏 (ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏)
THE DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍
mr pterandon from dinosaur train was a cuck before it was cool

Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC 

Slang cultural reference to the wider choices we have to make each day between either a state of joy and inspired childlike wonder or facing the terrible truth of our more pitiable human-created circumstances.
Well I must admit that when facing the β€œDinosaur Train v. MSNBC” choice, I have opted happily for the T. Rex and Triceratops crowd in order to avoid the impulse to start cutting on myself over something else these DC mafia wiseguys are saying or doing!

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026