volke 

1. slang used for pvp trash
2. used to describe someone who's really laggy and trashy
3. also describes someone who's terrible beyond belief that any amount of cash spamming won't help him

1. dude, ur such a volke
2. god, this guy is totally a volke
3. this guy is a volke, he's so terrible and laggy man

Can also be used as a verb:

ex. stop volking

volke by bigpronpnp December 26, 2010

Volker 

Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Volker is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.

David: FUCK ME! ITS VOLKER LETS GO TALK TO HIM BC HES FUCKING INCREDICOOL.

Bray: I agree.

Volker: Hail me, bitches

Volker by nubpwnk September 23, 2009

Voldemao 

The cat who cannot be named

Voldemao laoshi is on a maternal leave
Athletic voldemao laoshi will get a gold at the olympics

Voldemao by bunzhans August 30, 2021

Voldemort's Nose 

Something that does not exist or is impossible.

-What's the square root of -2?
-Voldemort's nose.

Voldemort's Nose by pottergeek7 March 30, 2011

Vodker

Vodka, as pronounced by an Aussie.

"I'll have a vodker and Coke to go, please."

Vodker by Badwig May 28, 2016

Voldemort Effect 

Being fearful of naming someone or something. The phrase takes cue from the line associated with "Lord Voldemort" in the Harry Potter series: 'he who must not be named'.

The phrase was coined by British activist Maajid Nawaz in context of Islamism; analysts being fearful or reluctant to call out the ideology of Islamism as the underlying cause of Jihadist terrorism.

Left-liberals often succumb to the Voldemort Effect when discussing Islamic terrorism.

Voldemort Effect by StrikerXX September 5, 2015

Volkswagened 

The act of deliberately hiding bugs and issues from testers to get a product approved

He Volkswagened the software to pass tests before shipping it

Volkswagened by w3irdal November 27, 2015