texasize

(Verb) a vigorous cowboy workout, often performed after consuming too much BBQ or texmex food

Ooo-wee! Ima have to texasize for a week to work off these here enchiladas, I tell ya whut.

texasize by SoberishGopher August 28, 2019

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Texanize

1. To take an existing word and mangle or mispronounce it.

2. To make up a word and display a limited understanding of nearly everything.

Texanize: "There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know its in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says: fool me once, shame on... shame on you... fool me, can't get fooled again!"

- Gee Dub

Texanize by django1981 March 12, 2009

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TEXTASIZE

The process of adding click-bate text on your videos.

Hey Mike, why don't you textasize your video with "OMG, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?" to get more people to watch it. This works great on Facebook!

TEXTASIZE by textasize August 24, 2016

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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