Dicket 

(n.) - A ticket written by a police officer for an asshole reason just to dick with you.

Dude, I got a dicket for doing 48 in a 45!

Dicket by Thracks February 4, 2008

dicket 

The act of sucking a dick in exchange for admission to any sort of event.

If it's a good enough show I definitely would be down to scalp some dickets to get in !

dicket by keketrobo05 September 20, 2014

Dicket 

a credential which grants admission to claim a penis for a designated event, amount of time or moment; a ticket to claim some dick; a steady night caller; male invite to assume an intimate position

Go out & have a drink alone. Don't worry, your holding a "dicket" in your pocket for big boy Ed to come and dick ya down when your done having fun.

I'm calling Tom, he's my "dicket"!

This "dicket" ensures my booty call will be ready, willing and able to satisfy my needs.

Dicket by ShootingtheBird September 6, 2011

Dicket 

dick ticket It's pretty much a dick who's holding a ticket.

LULZ @ that dicket.

Dicket by Foxxeh June 24, 2008

dicket 

Cash, Money

You owe me some dicket.

dicket by na November 16, 2003

Dicket 

Dicket, a moving violation or parking ticket given to you by a dick policeman.

"Oh man, I just got a dicket for a rolling stop. What a dick!"

Dicket by ideahahaha July 2, 2008

dicket 

Ticket to be a dick.

My husband told me I looked like I'd gained weight. Who have him a dicket?!

dicket by akbackstrom December 20, 2018