The 37th element in the perio dick table. It is a alkaline metal who has 5 PEL and has e- configeration of Kr5s1. Rubidium is also the element that road cyclists go crazy about. It is said that GCN - Global Cycling Network, Pro cyclists, and serious ametures, controlls 69.420% of all the world Rubidium. This stupidgrey metal is also nicknamed "Road-bikedium" by the people in lycra. Road cyclists also enslave people like gays and homosexuals to work in Rubidium mines for their own gain. GCN alone owns a whopping 1,337 slaves primarly from SE asia and Africa to work in Rubidium mines for GCN's personal gain.
Rubidium - the 37th element that cyclists go crazy about for zero reason.
A Rubidium Shake is a highly edgy and illegal drink, often containing narcotics and cheap alcohol. The target audience for this beverage was originally teenagers, but it is sometimes used by the older generations too.
"Boss? Are you drinking a Rubidium Shake?"
"NO! Wait... Am I? And also... Am I on fire? And why is that Unicorn licking Bill Gates?"
".... This is why you're not meant to drink a Rubidium Shake, Boss..."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.