Bog Book

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.

"Man, I'm touchin' cloth here- Have you seen my Bog Book?"

Bog Book by Luckiii November 5, 2011

Bog Booking 

The art of using Facebook on your laptop or mobile phone while using the toilet. Caution is advised however when doing this as my own mobile ended it's life during a particularly extended bog booking period by attempting to escape through the toilet.

Oh my god I'm so multi talented. I've just been bog booking you for the past hour.

Bog Booking by TheRealDean August 6, 2011