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Josh Allen 

Quaterback for the buffalo bills current owner for the miami dophins, new york jets and new england patriots. He is a parent to 3 kids named Zac wilson, Mac jones and Tau turntheballova. he is a MASSIVE stud for hot chicks. he also has a butler named tom brady who calls him daddy. (not by reqeust hes just weird).
Tom: yes daddy what can i do for you today?
Josh Allen: get mac, i have to take him to therapy again
Josh Allen by iykyk23456789 July 4, 2022

Josh Allen 

The most handsomest man of all time. He is the best quarterback of all time and he throws absolute rocket balls. Joshua Patrick Allen is the leader of Bills mafia. His sweat smells amazing and he is so hunky. He can jump over anyone with ease. A 6 foot 5 ape who can throw 90 yards. He has many sons such as:

Mac jones, Tua Tagovailoa, Zach Wilson
Friend: Man, Josh Allen is amazing!

Me: I know right! He is so handsome!
Josh Allen by ThurmanThomas April 14, 2023

josh allen 

josh allen is known to be the biggest nonce on the planet
jimmy "have u heard of that guy who got his phone destroyed for sending nudes to underage girls?"
stuart "he must be a right josh allen"
josh allen by Titcho August 12, 2018

Josh Allen 

“Yo did you see the bills game last night? Josh Allen was incredible!”

Josh Allen 

in football, an interception thrown by the quarterback
OMG, our quarterback just threw his third Josh Allen this game!
Josh Allen by Chipspew November 14, 2023

Josh Allen 

Josh Allen by GoodVocab January 15, 2024