Carbortion
Carbortion by MethJew November 30, 2011
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Carbortion
The act of leaving a young child in a hot car so that it will die. Like a retroactive abortion for parents who want their freedom back.
Carbortion by LeonGamblesausage October 14, 2011
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earbortion
A song so mind-numbingly bad, listening to it it the sonic equivalent to viewing an abortion. Opposite of eargasm.
earbortion by Mike, DDS August 24, 2011
Fecal Carbonation
The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.
Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!
My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.
My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.
Fecal Carbonation by theaman97 November 25, 2013
cybortion
short for cyber abortion:
(verb). The process or act of shutting down a computer in a desperate attempt to erase evidence of looking at offensive material. Quite often, this happens in public libraries, or when someone is coming.
In a cybortion, the user will usually say the computer crashed and needs to be "rebooted".
(verb). The process or act of shutting down a computer in a desperate attempt to erase evidence of looking at offensive material. Quite often, this happens in public libraries, or when someone is coming.
In a cybortion, the user will usually say the computer crashed and needs to be "rebooted".