Topef 

Something that is so amazing it cannot be toped nor fricked

Tommy: oh my like totally no way like totally I totally do love our totally radical list like totally no way

Brianna: YES OUR RADICAL LIST CAN NOT BE TOPEF

Topef by Vladn8r December 3, 2019

topelo

A night that begins at the U Club, followed by “a downtown bar” -> an obligatory stop for a tipple/photo booth pic / jukebox jam at Romolo. Finally head over to Tupelo and end the night with a double double at Sam’s. A must when in San Francisco

aw man im wrecked, we did a topelo last night.. ehh porra

topelo by patatagucci May 8, 2018

Topeka Tumbleweed 

Sexual move in which a guy sucks a fart out of a chick’s ass, then goes back up to give her a frencher and blows it back in her face.

Remember that chick I met last night at the bar? I totally gave her the Topeka Tumbleweed.

Topeka Tumbleweed by Sock Wrangler November 21, 2018

Topercessen 

A name for people who fakes or hides all in real life information about them.

Entirely everything in the user’s bio is fake, just another Topercessen.

Topercessen by 2816927103729 April 17, 2021

Topeling 

to park one's car at an angle but still being in the lines

Dude that's some epic topeling right there, i don't think you could be any more croocked

Topeling by Prophet pj August 2, 2010

tooef 

To mess something up, to break it beyond reasonable repair

That guy just tooefed his engine by using the wrong fuel.

I just tooefed my relationship with my girlfriend because I started stalking her pregnant sister

tooef by mdfirefighter August 13, 2009

toefoo 

Toefoo is basically toejam that comes from the tootsies of a health conscious person, thereby making it more edible. Kind of like tofu vs. red meat.

Ginny asked me to go down on her toes right after we got back from the hike. I enjoy chowing down and injesting her toefoo since she takes care of herself physically, as opposed to a stinky chick with funky feet.

toefoo by Big Ed Moustapha June 14, 2011