button happy

When one begins hitting keys at random without meaning to, sometimes confusing the person you are instant messaging. While irritating, button happy people need only take a deep breath and calm themselves down. Please, for the sake of those of us who were born calm, slow the hell down.

Every individual will suffer from this disorder at some point in there lives, but there are treatments available. While most cases are generally mild and require no medical intervention, if the button happiness persists, the only cure is to give up all internet, cell phone use, facebook, myspace, skype, blogging, etc. If you won't do it for your self, do it for those who have to watch you suffer and try to decipher your words...

ugh. I had the same problem in chem my senior year. but i'm bout to drop my english calls

wow... class

lol. got a little button happy there

button happy by clinegirlpillowoctavius22 October 8, 2009

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button happy

the act of getting way to excited when doing something involving buttons, such as guitar hero when you get so worked up you don't even know where your fingers are going. This also happens when typing up heated instant messages or long paragraphs. it's like your fingers have turrets.

I know man I got too button happy and started pushing random ones without even looking

button happy by DribblingYo October 30, 2011

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button happy • happy button • Button masher • button mashing • button man • button moon • Button pusher • button ups • button basher • Button Boy

happy button

A slang term used for the clitoris.

I found her happy button, and proceeded to lick it.

happy button by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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