schlager 

Umbrella term for shallow pop music genres in German speaking Europe and adjacent areas.
Derived from the English term "Hit" for popular song.
Ranging from pseudo Tex Mex through Eurovision/Las Vegas type music and beyond, Schlager is an umbrella term rather than a genre.

"Turn that Schlager station off now before I hurl stuff at the radio!"

schlager by Bonteburg May 27, 2006

Schlager 

The act of falling face first, hands second.

Feefee schlagered when tripping on a rock.

Schlager by msycle November 10, 2011

schlager 

An adjective meaning "drunk". Normally used in the past tense. "schlagered"

Comes from Wisconsin Attorney General Peg Lautenschlager who was arressted for drunk driving Feb. 2004.

See also, drunk

John got schlagered last night and threw up everywhere

schlager by Sam March 26, 2004

Schlager 

Just plain and simple a penis.

1: Hey bro lets do something.

2: Nah I got stuff to do around the house.

1: You're probably just laying in bed playing with your schlager.

Schlager by anonymous#1234 January 15, 2009

Schlager 

Queerbait, one who's fit for a good prison rimjob.

His blatant faggotry will get him nowhere in life, what a schlager!

Schlager by Anonymous September 23, 2003

Schlager 

Fucking idiot who gets a cab 1 block from his destination. Also known as a cock blocker.

I would have hooked up with Miss Iowa except my buddy pulled a Schlager!

Schlager by Nick January 14, 2004

schlager 

Shitty lager, possibly short for Grolschlager. In my opinion it is any kind of piss lager that you have to buy when the chips are down, i.e. Pabst, Hamms, Natty, Keystone, Milwakee's Best, Icehouse, or any other derivitive that sells for about 25 cents a can. The word is used in the famous debauchery anthem by Ween "Booze me up and get me high".

"All that schlager at the bar,
Flakes of gold swim in my brain"
Ween fucking rules, Boognish!!!!!!

After betting all his money on the losing cock at the cockfight, Billy could only afford to drink schlager until the end of the month.

schlager by Runaway Jim June 12, 2005