fablapidated 

The combination of fabulous and dilapidated.

Person 1: So, how was St. Petersburg, Russia? Did you enjoy your trip?

Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.

fablapidated by ayyfron August 22, 2012

fallacidated 

When your penis has reached zen and no matter how attractive the woman is, you will not pop any boners

Ron: Hey Joe, you check out that chick? She looks hot
Joe: Yes, she's mighty fine looking there Joe.
Ron: How come you ain't got no boner? She's fine! Look at that bootay
Joe: I'm quite alright Joe. My penis has reached full zen. My penis is fallacidated

fallacidated by Antwan Bender November 23, 2021