disqualification 

deprivation of the right to win or participate because of violation of rules, etc.

dumbass: i got a disqualification for the darwin awards because i didn't die. i should have got one for rendering myself unable to reproduce and pass on my genes, though.

non-dumbass: HOW FUCKING PATHETIC DO YOU HAVE TO BE THAT YOU GET DISQUALIFIED FOR A DARWIN AWARD?

disqualification by h0e hUm January 2, 2010

Already Taken Disqualification 

Someone who is already in a relationship and is not eligible to hookup with or get with you and/or them.

Jason: Is your ex texting you again? I guess he's already heard that you broke up with your boyfriend.
Charmaine: I think he's trying to get drafted during Transfer Season. For some reason he's ignoring the Already Taken Disqualification.
Jason: That guy's got a bad case of CharMania. I could see him wearing a t-shirt with your face on it!

Already Taken Disqualification by ♡SpankYourOwnMonkey♡ March 20, 2015

jobbing by disqualification

Losing if you use a weapon in a disqualification match. For example, in the Summer of 2003 Brock Lesnar begun a series of jobbing by disqualification.

Also Spongebob Sqaurepants jobbed by disqualification by pushing Gary.

jobbing by disqualification by Bobby June 24, 2004