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Dypson by Frank Bentz October 30, 2011
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The act of hanging ones genitals into a Dyson airblade hand dryer for the purposes of experiencing genital 'flutter'.
dyson dip by steveherbert December 21, 2013
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Mental Dysponexia
A mental illness where everything you think of has a sexual and/or inappropriate meaning. It is also known to bring random fits of laughter and psychotic voices that no one can replicate!
Mental Dysponexia by Wing Chang July 1, 2004
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Dyson Air Balling
The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.
The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.
The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.
Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.
The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.
Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"
Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
Dyson Air Balling by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011
The Flying Dyson
The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.
The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.
The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.
The Flying Dyson by Hybeltiger May 9, 2016
dyson day
I woke up late, had a flat, the cat threw up on me, I lost my change in the vending machine, the boss bitched me out, got stuck in traffic on the way home, my girlfriend broke up with me and took the X-box, the computer crashed and I'm out of vodka. Today was a "Dyson day".