The Bellows

Yet another act designed to share noxious butt gas (flatulence) with one's significant other (SO). It is comprised of multiple steps.

1) While your SO is in bed with you, tightly hold the covers close to you to create a good seal that will prevent noxious gases from coming out near you.

2) Let one go. Silent but deadly is better as everyone loves surprises.

3) Slowly use your foot to raise the covers at the far end of the bed.

4) Let your foot drop. If done properly, "The Bellows" should give your SO a nice blast of your most recent work while leaving you protected and laughing.

NOTE: Punches in the arm as well as the well earned title of "you asshole" are a likely result

This was inspired by the Dutch Oven

I gave my wife The Bellows last night. That's how her eyebrows got singed.

The Bellows by Prof. Ass Master May 13, 2011

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The Bellows

During a devil's three way one man inserts his erect penis aggressively into the vagina while the other aggressively inserts his penis into her anus. The two then viciously thrust simultaneously, knocking nuts and making her exhale heavily out of fear and enjoyment.

Fire investigator: How did your house catch fire?
Chad: Me and my buddy were giving his wife The Bellows and knocked over a few candles.

The Bellows by HardwoodTable May 19, 2019

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The Bellows

Colloquial name given to the giant sculpture of praying hands located at the entrance of Oral Roberts University's campus in Tulsa, Oklahoma by the university's students and detractors alike. The moniker references a particularly lewd sexual act.

On our way to watch the Golden Eagles play, we stopped by The Bellows.

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The Bellows

The act of placing two hands,palm to palm,inside an orifice,usually an anus or vagina,then pulling hands apart-while keeping fingertips touching.This motion when performed correctly,mimics the action of bellows being used on a fireplace.

I gave her the bellows for a treat last night.Being that she loves all forms of sexual humiliation,she asked for the bellows, and I obliged.

The Bellows by Barsinister September 4, 2006

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Thebelowski

TheBelowski (Also known as belowski) is a really good and funny streamer, He makes me and others laugh. hes pretty pog :) anyway stan belowski peepoShy

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
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