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Dick Swinging Contest 

an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers
Fuck me! That was a waste of time. I actually thought we could get something done at this meeting. Instead it turned into a Dick Swinging Contest!

swaggering buffoonery 

The behavior of the jockocracy, especially in High School. Swaggering buffoonery is distinguished from mere buffoonery by the injection of confrontational menace and humiliation into horseplay.
Justin was brilliant but barely 5'4" as a freshman, in other words the ideal victim for the swaggering buffoonery of the jocks.

Dick Swinging

Verb.

When men exude copious amounts of cockiness and pride and exhibit an inflated sense of self worth.
Avery: I definitely nailed that job interview, there no way I wont get the spot. But don't worry you still have a shot. I probably wont accept it anyway, it's not even that good.

Anna: Ugh, please! I'm so tired of your dick swinging
Dick Swinging by Turkeybitch January 19, 2019

Swinging Cliffhanger 

When someone perches themself on a lower branch of a tree with their pants down, and when someone walks under them they swing down with their legs hooked on the branch and their butt hanging low and bend a monkey on the unaware passer-byer.
He performed a swinging cliffhanger faster than a speeding bullet, She sure knows how to swing a cliffhanger

swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion 

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.
It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!

Big Dick Swinging

"Big Dick Swinging" is a phrase used to instill a sense of wellness and optimism into ones self before attempting to overcome a challenge for which one is not prepared.
Jill: "Are you ready for the math exam?"
John: "I'm going to walk into that exam Big Dick Swinging!"