Skip to main content
Sluttiest Smartest Titration Team Ever
Basically someone who looks really dumb and slutty, but who could potentially win a really nerdy competition, such as the National Titration (chemistry practical) Championships.
There were these girls. They looked slutty. We thought they were dumb, but they were totally SSTTE and they beat us at the chemistry championships, and we're totally devo now.
SSTTE by wildeside April 16, 2011
SSTTE mug front
Get the SSTTE mug.
See more merch

Teenage Sattelites

Teenage Sattelites is a Blink-182 song off of their 2016 album California.

Come and fill the atmosphere! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites!

-Blink 182
Bob: See that beautiful girl over there with that punk rocker boy? They're Teenage Sattelites.

Sam: I didn't know there was such a thing as a Teenage Sattelite. So, that's what teens look like from space.
Teenage Sattelites by PWS27 May 10, 2017
Related Words

Scott sitter 

When someone called Scott misses a sitter in a game of football
Scott sitter by Owen court February 28, 2017

Swank Setter 

1. adj. cool, great, or awesome.

2. n. A high class version of an Irish Setter, a popular dog breed.

3. interj. Used to express extreme awesomeness.

Synonyms: Cedric Gordon, awesome possum

Etymology: Just a funny phrase my best friend and I made up in high school and used among our group of friends.
1. That's pretty Swank Setter.

2. I say old chap, that is a rather Swank Setter, much swankier than the MacDonald's pooch.

3. So we're cool right? Yes? Swank Setter!
Swank Setter by niai September 19, 2005

buddy sitter 

when you have to take care of your belligerently drunk friend; and keep him or her from harm thus scewing up your night.
Man I would have hooked up with that girl but I ended up having to be a buddy sitter to john.
buddy sitter by sidmon69 March 16, 2013
An experienced LSD user who hangs out with you during your first trip to make sure you don't do anything stupid.
first timer: "It's so hot in here! I'm burnin' up!"
sitter: "Just chill, I'll grab some Pepsi's and we'll go to
to the lake."

first timer: "I have to warn my neighbor about the volcano
in my face!"
sitter: "Just chill. I already told him. Let's sit back and
listen to Blind Melon."

first timer: "I can feel the acid but I'm not getting any
visuals."
sitter: I got a couple joints. Let's go down to the
waterfall and puff. That'll help you out."
first timer: "Thanks, man. Thanks for being there for me,
ya know?"
sitter: "It's cool, homey. No biggie."
sitter by FrIeNdOfMaN June 18, 2006

Sober Sitter 

Someone who volunteers to keep an eye on someone who is intoxicated. They are always sober, or at least have control over themselves and are able to "sit" (babysit) the intoxicated person to prevent them from accidentally harming themselves (from falling and such). They should be someone trustworthy. This practice is recommended for strong mind-altering psychedelic drugs, such as Salvia, Phencycladine, Jimson Weed, and Ketamine.

Synonym: SS, SS Guard
Hey will you be my sober sitter? I really wanna try salvia.
Sure man, whatever.
Sober Sitter by N8Duff July 6, 2008