A condition of mutual emotional dejection and withdrawal shared by friends or close associates triggered by one or more failures (by either or both parties) to achieve sexual coupling with a desired partner or partners during a night of prolonged alcoholic consumption and/or entertainment; the sadness between the two is greater and more prolonged than that warranted by any objective reason.
The incurable autosomal depression caused by a two year IB Diploma Programme during High School. Normal symptoms include constant exhaustion yet utter lack of sleep, constant guilt even when time off is taken, frequent suicidal thoughts and complete understanding of academic failure. Extreme cases have had people sleeping on their desks at 3pm mumbling TOK essay ideas. Repression of symptoms has been evident with online Instagram IB-support meme groups. However, sole therapy seems to be the 5-July liberation - be it failure or not.
-Mate, I'm feeling so sick but I don't know why.. i get fever, and even when I don't, it's like my soul has been sucked. All I want to do is just sit on my bed and stare at the ceiling in shame
-That's a clear case of ibpression sir!
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone'swords of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"