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A “friend” who’s heart is in the right place but doesn’t bring anything to the table and sucks overall in terms of fun.
JT: Bro, is Alex coming.
Chad: Yeah bro.

JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.
Shmole by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019
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An undesirable in a friend group, someone you can’t get rid of
Yo I told the shmole not to come but he came anyways
Shmole by Kunt grunt February 6, 2019
A guy with a good heart, but he kinda sucks.
"Kevin has good intentions; he wants to rage, he wants to bond, he wants to tan. But his overall presence bums everybody out, he's such a shmole." -Chad Kroeger
Shmole by orangepeel22 July 30, 2019

Shmoplife 

The lifestyle of living everyday like a saturday night ; a philosophy and a rare energy only found in the Bay Area Shmop
Cant wait to get to this Shmoplife party.
Shmoplife by EBO September 29, 2014
Sheep+ People Asexual-cranium-in-rectum-propagation.

Unable to think freely, kin to a Zombie, brain dead. Possibly make a good politician
Whatever the media expouses, the sheople accept.
Sheople by Pseudomind November 3, 2005

Shmoople 

A sex move typically performed on a female in which the male partner places an egg on the forehead of the girl before lifting his penis and dropping it onto the egg, shattering it.
Chad: Bro i gave her the SHMOOPLE last night

Liberal: i have a small penis
Shmoople by secksy chadrick September 17, 2019