schmaa 

a friend of yours who is not that social and very boring

joey doesnt wanna go to spencers party.hes being a schmaa

schmaa by daily press victorville December 3, 2010

schlaank 

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.

1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."

schlaank by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009

Schaaf 

A born leader that is one tough motherfucker who takes no shit from any cunt

Wow, that guy mopped the floor with those punks at the pub last night ' yeah that's what you call a true Schaaf

Schaaf by Pizza'man February 3, 2020

wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

wackity schmackity doo by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

Schaaka 

A kid with unnatural behavior including an obsession with idiotic gestures and

says "shhhyyooooooo!". Could most likely be seen macin ugly ass girls. Steer

clear of his lunacy.

"Hey see that kid with the rape face checkin out that transgender?" "Yea he's a

Schaaka"

Schaaka by ape in mus tech May 8, 2013

Schmack 

word used to describe really good food

Didn't that mac n cheese hit the spot?
Yeah! That shit was schmack

Schmack by caro$wag February 8, 2021

MAGA-SCHMAGA 

a form of re-duplication used to indicate irony, sarcasm, derision, skepticism, or lack of interest against any origin of trump-like republican talk

Just as the ACS and Abraham Lincoln advised, the MAGA-SCHMAGA promise might work well on colonising Liberia and its neighbours again.

MAGA-SCHMAGA by kelamist January 21, 2019