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Malden Man 

A very handsome, well educated, erudite man. Usually of Middle Eastern and/ or Mediterranean descent. The Malden Man is very cosmopolitan, well read, articulate, smokes, speaks at least three languages fluently and will either have a Ph.D. from MIT or an MBA from Northeastern University. He is often married and faithful to his wife despite being a wicked flirt. If he is single take a ticket and queue up girls he will have more groupies than Mick Jagger ca. 1968 and Brad Pitt combined.
Wael is the epitome of the Malden Man - - I'd think twice before asking him out . . . again.
Malden Man by Eletra Ariadne November 22, 2010
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Man Maiden

Like a "femboy" but far more muscular, bigger cock and deeper voice.
Oh shit, I thought he was a femboy not a whole ass Man Maiden
Man Maiden by foolish fella October 4, 2022

man milk maiden 

A person who works the cock like they're milking a cow for the purpose of receiving a hot load in the mouth to drink by the bucket.
Jeez man, I was watching this gang bang porn the other day with Jasmine St. Claire. During the money shots at the end she was a real man milk maiden!

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Man, this chick at the bar the other night was a real man milk maiden. She worked 15 different guys in the bathroom over the span of 5 hours.

madden mania 

a website where madden players go and post. they talk about madden nfl and offtopic shit.
madden mania by refuze May 7, 2005

maddenmania 

A website where madden players go and post. They talk about madden nfl and offtopic shit..
MaddenMania is so cool.
maddenmania by Monkeydude May 25, 2005
A Nice,Caring,Funny guy He always means Best even if you don’t agree with his decisions.He LOVES to work out,If you Ever Meet a Manden don’t let him go because you will regret it later.
Oh my gosh that’s Manden! He’s really nice and funny.
#Manden #Funny
manden by Chip The Hamster September 19, 2020
coolest guy you can meet also actually kinda cute lol

also means the man in Danish
manden is a cute tryhard lol
Manden by Actually Manden November 25, 2018