Clamnesty 

The act of forgiving the woman you just had sex with for having a nasty-looking vagina. This is sometimes viewed as a face-saving act for those who are having post-impulse sex guilt, but were too horny to care prior to the intercourse.

Alexis: "About last night...."

Bobby: "Its ok, I'll grant you Clamnesty. Just don't tell anyone what happened."

Clamnesty by KonkeyDong November 20, 2010

Clamfest 

The antithesis of a sausagefest. A social engagement catagorized by high levels of estrogen.

Man, lets ditch this clamfest. If I wanted to hear people talk about the The O.C. I'd hang out with my little sister.

Clamfest by Eric Greif October 5, 2005

clampetty 

Adjective.

Used to describe a person who is excessively backwoods.

Synonyms would be hillbilly, country bumpkin, hobo, etc

"Hell no you can't park your pick up truck on our front lawn! We are not going to be the clampetty house on this block!"

clampetty by Bluebell777 May 20, 2016

clamnesia 

A complete or partial loss of memory caused by a traumatic encounter with the female genitalia.

Angela experienced a serious case of clamnesia after she went down to Suzy's nasty ladytown.

clamnesia by markthxbai July 8, 2011

Clampesting 

Clamp for mod

bean Clampesting is sexy

the act of beating Hoon in a race

Clamp for mod would be better than hoon

Clampesting : the act of beating hoon in a race

Clampesting by Phoxboi November 20, 2019

cumnesty 

A period of time following ejaculation whereby what is said can be forgiven or disregarded much like an amnesty.

M: “Where did you learn those moves?”
F: “I can’t believe you just said that”
M: “don’t get mad the cumnesty is still in place”

cumnesty by Stoopoo November 13, 2022

Clamperty

Property that happens to be owned by a clam.
BEWARE! Living inside of a clam does not constitute clamperty.

According to Clam Law, Section VIII, Verse V— this is my legal domicile! This is MY clamperty and I will not be harrased!

-Jessie Clammem

Clamperty by Josh's sexy sweet cheeks December 30, 2024