Escortation

A four year major available at select colleges around the world consisting of learning on how to become a professional escort in Vegas and many other cities world wide. The only one found in the United States is at UNLV or University of Las Vegas Nevada, conveniently on the strip.

"Natalie wanted to become the best escort in the world. That is why she pursued an escortation degree at UNLV"

Escortation by 16 oz. October 13, 2011

escortionist 

An escort that sleeps with you then turns around with proof and tries to blackmail you.

The prostitute I called for has turned into an escortionist and is blackmailing me with photo and videotape for $100 000.00.

escortionist by kimbitz August 21, 2018

Escortigation

The practice of establishing whether your friend's new 'companion' is in fact being paid for their services as an escort.

After much escortigation it became apparent that Gary's new girlfriend was in fact a dirty stinking hooker.

Escortigation by Chal Val July 18, 2016

excoriation 

The act of skinning someone alive. It gets painful.

Ooo remember that one movie? Where that guy was impaled and and he and he was all hooks pulling his FLESH from his muscles? That one with the excoriation? Sexy.

excoriation by Surazal October 18, 2004

excoriation 

The wearing away of skin through friction, usually in your asscrack when your wife and kids constantly swipe your credit card through it

Stop buying all of those bath salts and video games, i have rectal bleeding from the excoriation and its running down my leg!

excoriation by KSnacks July 13, 2010

Escortion 

Regarding a layoff at your job; The act or process of being escorted out of the door without any notice.

"There were 20 escortions at work today." or "I was at my desk working and I got the tap on the shoulder and then escortion."

Escortion by Edward C. Microwagious IV July 23, 2009

exhortation 

1. the act or process of exhorting.

2. an utterance, discourse, or address conveying urgent advice or recommendations.

The girl told the lawyer about her adultery as if it was an exhortation and the lawyer mocked her for it.

exhortation by Skater218 December 27, 2008