MLAM

Acronym standing for My Life's A Mess.

Often used when you realise your whole life is a mess.

Common symptoms include: sense of unconfidence, anxiousness, insecurity and/or mad ragrets.

Rarely does anything change after the realisation.

Sean: My car is having problems again, MLAM.

James: I just got cheated on by my girlfriend.... MLAM

Charles: My mom walked in on me fapping like a mofo, MLAM!

MLAM by Porquey February 20, 2018

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MLAM

acronym standing for Munchies Like A Mothafucker

After smoking those smilies i got the CEs BEs and the mlams

MLAM by ghostwolfe September 9, 2010

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MLAM • Mlambo • Mlamp

Mlambo

An excessively large forehead, often mistaken for a dinner plate.

"Shit man, check out that guy's mlambo!"
"Fucking hell."

Mlambo by derrealdeal October 22, 2011

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Mlamp

Can be put in capitals for more extreme use. It's grabage like 'lol', 'lmao', 'rofl' etc. This one has no meaning for the letters and isn't said l-o-l, but simply mlamp like another word.

OMG I LOOK AT THIS www.randomsite.com. MLAMP!!!111

Mlamp by Niloc February 21, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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