A vague word that is perfect for any instance in which another word is not perfectly suited. Akin to the infamous "snoogins" terminology from our Dynamic Duo. However, urnent sometimes connotes befuddlement
in the face of extreme ignorance. Created by
the cool kids at Emerson
Elementary School.
1) Jane says to Bob, "I just put 2 quarts of 10w40
gasoline in my car and now it won't start for some reason..." Bob laughs in her face and yells "URNENT!"
2) Two friends watch as a bird shits on their nemesis, and the splatter of the
fecal matter actually spells the letter L on his head. The friends look at each other in amazement and remark, "Urnent!"