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Bob Dole 

An old, Republican who ran against Bill Clinton in '96. Is ALMOST equivalent to Chuck Norris in awesomeness. With his sly third-person conversations and his inability to move his right arm, he will take all by surprise and destroy the competetion, except for Clinton.
Halo 3 match

Red: "Alright I'm gonna snipe this guy." *Aims rifle*

Blue: "Now where could Red be... UGH!"

*Blue disappears from Red's scope.*

Red: "Now what the hell...AGH!"

Blue (to Red) : "What the hell was that?"

Bob Dole : BOB DOLE!
Bob Dole by The_Bob_Dole_ July 7, 2010

Bob Dole 

A guy who ran for president against Bill Clinton. Known for speaking of himself in the third person. Possibly the most infinitely awesome being on the earth. Appeared on the Simpsons, Family Guy, a pepsi commercial.
Bob Dole doesn't like this. Bob Dole doesn't like this one bit.

Bob Dole has the power!

Bob Dole AWAY!
Bob Dole by Nick12345 September 3, 2006

Bob Dole 

Bob Dole is secret code for smokin weed, or used if you are looking for marijuana
Have you seen Bob Dole? I was visiting Bob Dole on the way home.
Bob Dole by Unk Fester November 25, 2009

Bob Dole 

The automatic answer to the question 'Who?' in any history class. Is usually best used in the 20th century, but has highest comedic effect when used in European history with idiotic profs.
Who married Anne Boyeln?
Bob Dole.
Bob Dole by Benjy Franks November 8, 2006

BOB DOLE 

Jesus Christ, Ghandi, and Chuck Norris all thrown into the same person. Known for singing Safety Dance and washing down loads of viagra with 2 liter bottles of pepsi.
BOB DOLE by Jburns April 12, 2010

Bob Dole 

A former republican presidential nominee and senator who spoiled his reputation by doing Viagra ads.
Can be used as a verb: "I Bob Doled your mom."
Can be used as a noun: "I picked myself up a pack of Bob Doles."
Can be used as an adjective: "The Bob Dole room is the sexiest room in the house."
Bob Dole by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006