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Mitche’d 

To make everyone think at your the next big thing at football ; only to suck Dick and lose every game for your team
Timmy mitche’d his team for the conference championship while attending Blue Mountain State
Mitche’d by Zaz Traun 1 December 29, 2020

Mitch Buchannon 

A man who convinces a woman to enter a seemingly (but not) dangerous body of water for the sole purpose of rescuing her and becoming a hero.
Man: I dare you to walk out into the river.

Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.

Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!

(Two friends talking)

Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.

Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.
Mitch Buchannon by NotTheHoff August 6, 2018

Mitchel Cave 

A hot hunk of a dude who has the most beautiful brown eyes and wild brown braids. His accent gives everyone life. He often is associated with drugs, but only “recreationally”. He can be a total jerk, teasing an album and not releasing lyrics.
Jordan: “Mitchel Cave is my bf”
Christian: “No he’s mine”
Both: * look at each other in shock *
Mitchel Cave by Imhearingvoices April 19, 2019

Moscow Mitch 

Moscow Mitch (noun)
A bizarre animal-human hybrid between a snapping turtle and a compromised Kentucky Republican senator, Mitch McConnell (R-Moskva) who enabled the Russia’s theft of the 2016 election for <i>Dirty Donny Drumpf</i>, accepted millions of dollars from a Russian Billionaires, and blocked FBI efforts to protect 2020 US elections from further election hacking.

In his long, sordid career, McConnell has not only violated his oath of office by refusing to hold confirmation hearings for Judge Merrick Garland, he also has enriched himself and his Chinese shipping magnate wife, Elaine Chao, who somehow was installed as <i>Dirty Donny Drumpf</i>’s Sec of Transportation, and has blocked laws that would make it difficult for the Russian FSB to corrupt the 2020 elections and install the illegitimate Preznit sic a second time.

See also: <i>Cocaine Mitch</i> for information about his wife’s container ships and cocaine busts.
I hope Jill Stein gets to sit at Moscow Mitch’s table when he goes to Russia to pick up his award from Vladimir Putin.

michelly 

michelly is a REALLY smart girl. She's pretty too. she is a very good friend to be with, if you have a michelly in your life, don't let her go. she will be there with you when your in tears or just not doing well. michelly is athletic; a sport she's good at is running. she has a sense of humor and laughs a lot...most of the time she would have different laughs. when she has a crush, its very rare. michelly deserves the world she's soo amazing
person: is that the michelly everyone is talking about? she looks nice.
me: yea that's michelly, glad to be her friend
michelly by zamemnamina October 10, 2018

mitch grassi 

Mitch Grassi is the sassy queen who don't give two shits if you hate him

He is perfection and can harmonize your stupidity away.

If you dare say is hairless cat Wyatt is ugly he will slap you and block your ratchet ass on twitter

Don't fukkin mess with Mitch Grassi cause he is the baddest bitch on the block
Idiot: "Mitch Grassi sings like a girl."

Mitch Grassi: "At least I use my voice for things that actually mean something to people."
mitch grassi by fuckyouokay June 22, 2014