Shmonologist 

One who is experienced, determined and knowledgeable in the various methodologies of Monica and the classifications of inventive and inspirational terms.

"Hey fellow Shmonologist , have you analysed the new Monty Ton?"

"Oh no, i haven't got around to it yet, I thought I'd start with the Mon-casserole"

Shmonologist by NuclearEfficacy May 17, 2010

spoonologist 

one who spoons frequently and is all knowing about the various ways and places in which to spoon

Todd could spoon anywhere....he's a real "spoonologist"

spoonologist by Alexis/Mike July 24, 2004

shnozologists 

one who studies and observes the life of the jewish community; thus spending there life in the temple!

"Those shnozologists work really hard, especially during chanukah!"

shnozologists by danielitaaaaa August 30, 2007