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Hemdroid 

When someone plays with their Droid smartphone so much that it might as well be stuck up their ass
Person 1: Did Carla show you her new Droid?

Person 2: *groan* More like Hemdroid. She won't shut up about it and hasn't put it down.
Hemdroid by douchebo baggins March 7, 2010
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Hemdroid 

A noun which is a portmanteau of "hemorrhoid" and "Android."

A "hemdroid" is when an Android device shits the bed. If your Android phone suddenly dies and won't turn on, it is having a "hemdroid."
"I just tried to use my smart-phone and it won't turn on unless I take out the battery and then put it back in. I think it has a hemdroid!"
Hemdroid by Steafan August 26, 2013

Hemdroid 

A Hemdroid is a hardcore Android fan who gets itchy, red and irritated every time Apple releases a new product that competes with their sacred droid device. Most hemdroids spend their time trolling Apple announcements bashing Apple fans. This is also referred to as "hemdroidal flare up".
Man, I was trying to learn about the features of the new iPhone, but the hemdroids were like locust!
Hemdroid by TheSodaKid September 18, 2014

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026