politute

The oldest two professions are prostitutes and politicians respectively. You pay them both, you choose them both, and they both look to fuck you. Therefore... they are politutes.

politute by Woody Anderson August 6, 2011

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politute

Politicians who sell their political bodies.

......so and so voted no but after a long complimentary vacation changed said vote to yes , wink , such is a politute

politute by Bunny Skylar March 18, 2010

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politute • politte • Politter • positute

positute

a person who is possibly a prostitute.

when a guy sees a hot chick standing on the corner and says to his friend "i just found a positute".

positute by joe goff las vegas August 17, 2011

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Politter

Another word to call political campaign signs and flyers that accumulate on lawns and street corners during an election year.

Person 1: Wow man, you don't look too happy. What's the matter?

Person 2: I woke up this morning and there was a bunch of politter on my lawn. I don't need someone telling me how I should vote by putting signs in my frame of vision.

Politter by J. Martino March 11, 2009

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politte

Beautiful,amazing, gorgus woman or girl. This girl is very pretty and love video games. She has an a mazing personality.can be bitchy sometimes but is also sweet.she has a nice body, and has a decent size butt. She is also very weird and flexible!!

Politte is a good person

politte by Garden baby May 15, 2018

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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