Gastard 

A person that farts on purpose in a confined area, like an elevator or storm shelter. Knowing full well that you can't get away!

You waited to fart until the elevator door shut? You dirty gastard!!!

Gastard by Chachi Davis May 4, 2017

Gastard 

A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.

"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"

Gastard by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009

Gastard 

A gay bastard.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that gay guy over there kicking that puppy.

Guy 2: I know he's such a gastard!

Gastard by Delicious Nuggets January 14, 2009

Gastard 

Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.

Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard

Gastard by Wolf89 January 3, 2007

gastard 

a bastard who has a-lot of hot air

my girlfriend called me a gastard after we had a fight at taco bell.

gastard by barefoot1xxx May 5, 2010

gastard 

Short for Gay Bastard

Steven: Hey Bill, look at that fucking gastard across the street

Bill: Yeah what a fucking gay!

gastard by The Man of the Second October 24, 2006

Gastard 

some kind of bastard who comes aside
and asks you if you have a manger

oh, don't treat, it's a gastard

Gastard by neerval October 29, 2015