Trippopotamus 

A hippopotamus that is tripping on psychadelic drugs such as LSD or Pscillocibin mushrooms. They commonly reference "trippin' balls" and "Grateful Dead laser shows".

I took mushrooms at the Bassnectar concert with a Trippopotamus that kept telling me about the Grateful Dead laser show he watched last week.

Trippopotamus by Jewboy, Beeeeen, and Mel Mel March 4, 2010

drippopotamus 

Someone who got hella drip

Have you seen Nikki, damn, shes a whole drippopotamus wit her fit n all.

drippopotamus by PablosDrugs March 27, 2020

crippopotamus 

Somebody who has been rendered disabled by morbid obesity.

- "Hey, Laura ate cake and pies so much that she can't walk any more."
- "Yeah, she's such a crippopotamus."

crippopotamus by Mr_Pc December 27, 2013

Trumpopotamus 

A critically endangered species of orange colored bipedal hippopotamus

There is just one last living trumpopotamus in the world, kept in a zoo at 721-725 fifth Avenue, Manhattan

Trumpopotamus by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 27, 2022

rippopotamus 

An animal similar to the familiar hippopotamus. An animal seen by schizophrenics in their hallucinations.

The schizophrenic kept muttering rippopotamus to himself.

rippopotamus by paragus May 13, 2006

trumpopotamus 

A politician with a mind and an ass like a hippopotamus

The photos of the dufus golfing demonstrates that he is a trumpopotamus

trumpopotamus by euphemismo March 1, 2019

grippopotamus 

A morbidly obese woman with feral grip that could kill a man instantly. If she catches you with your pants down, her grip could lock you into your final position as her vacuum sealed semen extraction tool removes your soul from your shaft.

I want a grippopotamus for gripmas.
This grippopotamus that I work with has been giving me the eyes; it might not be the worst way to go.

grippopotamus by One-eyed Willie July 24, 2023