A infectious disease contracted by young american males or females through the popular culture of anime (Japanese Cartoons) and develop a
heavy addiction to this culture at different stages.
Stage 1 (
Low Addiction): Often talks about anime shows and characters
Stage 2 (Medium
Low Addiction): Constantly talks about anime shows and begins to do impressions
Stage 3 (Medium Addiction): Begins to purchase anime posters and figurines
Stage 4 (Medium High Addiction): Purchases Japanese weapons such as Katanas and Anime Character Costumes and goes to every available Anime convention
Stage 5 (High Addiction): THIS IS THE POINT OF NO RETURN IF A PATIENT IS IN STAGE 5 THERE IS NO CURE FOR HIM. In Stage 5 the patient's love (key word) for anime has
gone to a extreme level. The patient has purchased for him/herself a membership at Rosetta Stone just to learn a
shitty version of Japanese and now starts to gain weight.
Stage
6 (Extreme Addiction): The patient shows an unhealthy obsession towards certain characters after the purchase of a body
pillow (a
pillow the size of that character or person) and begins to show sexual feelings toward the pillow.
As a professor in weebotology, I have
never seen anything past stage
6 but I have seen some people on stage
6 where he/she could not be fixed. The only solution that I could come up with is
bleach and I recommend clorox. Clorox is the only solution for weebola patients past stage 5.