Bird Nerd

A person who, without hesitation, attempts to impress those around him with his vast understanding and identificatin skills of birds. This person usually doesn't understand that these attemps actually make him appear even nerdier to those around him.

This person prefers to go birding rather than watch the game.

Sarah: Oh wow, that was a beautiful bird that just flew by

John: Yeah, I wonder what it was..

Mike: Well I didn't see it, but judging by your reaction it was likely a great tufted pine sparrow, male of course. It was probably foraging for honeysuckle berries, its sole food source.

Sarah: Oh....(not impressed)

John: Mike, your such a bird nerd!

Stephen: Hey Jeff, are you coming to the party later?

Jeff: Nah, I'm gunna stay in tonite

Stephen: Why? Its gunna be a great party

Jeff: I'm not gunna miss the peak of the Bohemian Waxwing migration at sunrise. I mean, its only the biggest birding day of the year, duh.

Stephen: Oh, I forgot (and don't care).....do you realize your are a huge bird nerd?

Bird Nerd by duckdog February 17, 2010

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Nerd Bird

An airliner that flies between two high-tech cities. It is likely that the majority of the passengers will be nerds.

I'm taking the Nerd Bird from Austin to San Jose.

Nerd Bird by Lumpy76 December 8, 2005

Word of the Day on March 11, 2010

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Nerd Bird

The private planes of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates.

Hey, did you know Steve Jobs is taking his Nerd Bird down to the courts to sue the Motorola Droid makers for stealing software that every smart phone now has already because he has nothing better to do?

Bill Gates is on his Nerd Bird right now thinking up ways to make Windows 7 even better.

Nerd Bird by Blackhawk101 March 15, 2010

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Birdnerd

A person who is obsessed with birds.

James is a total birdnerd

Birdnerd by Chrisrocksyou August 23, 2008

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birdnerd

Someone who can't get enough of their pet birds, or wild birds.

You should have seen Nancy's collection of bird books. She's a real birdnerd.

birdnerd by imabirdnerd February 24, 2015

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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