Canadian Cacker 

That of a Canadian born citizen with characterisitics pertaining to the life styles of "hicks" or "rednecks", with the exception of being wealthier. The physical appearance of a cacker is that of a person who owns and wears american eagle collared shirts excessively and has a pasty-pale complection. Typically cackers are males; however, female cackers do exist.

"Did you see that Candian Cacker walk by?"
"Holy crap his skin is pale/pasty. He must be a Canadian Cacker!"

Canadian Cacker by wmeditsk January 25, 2010

Canadian Cracker 

The name of the act of when a man ejaculates onto a woman's or another man's back, and the woman/man waits for it to dry, peels it off, and eats it.

Todd: I found a Canadian Cracker porno, it was horrible.

Sam: That's disgusting!!! I don't know how they can stomach eating it!

Canadian Cracker by Yashimi June 1, 2011