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I was a sad case a few years ago, until I met lovely Sandra. :)

in those days I was so hard up that one time, I almost did it with a girl who got a ticket for streetwalking - without a leash!
hard up by Robbie January 12, 2004
when ol' jim punched jason in the face .... man that was hard up.
hard up by Scalesz September 14, 2006
Excited; usually not referring to sex but rather relating the males reaction to being excited.
I was hard up to ride on the firetruck and help with the huge accident.
hard up by Summery April 12, 2007
When you feel like emphasizing an action or feeling.
"I was hard-up going to beat that girls ass!"

"Shoot, I hard-up told that bitch to suck my dick!"

"Oh, don't worry!!! I had that bitch hard-up crying for it!!"
Hard-up by greenmonkey11 September 25, 2011

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick 

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.
Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

fucking up hard

to fuck up more so than to simply "fuck up"
Kelsey: Dude, the project is due tomorrow and we still don't have a topic.
Deborah: I don't think we need to meet or pick a topic.
Kelsey: Deborah... you're fucking up hard right now.
fucking up hard by tryin2go2jos March 30, 2011