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blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out
Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.
blown kidney by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018
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Dingo's Kidneys 

A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.
Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!
Dingo's Kidneys by wfly81 July 1, 2014

Kinnebrewster 

A moist, rumbling, ear piercing fart which often results in an accident
Did you hear that Kinnebrewster that Chocky ripped in the UMass library? He must have shit his panties
Kinnebrewster by Pito February 14, 2020

kidney-wiper 

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.
'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'
kidney-wiper by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007
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I have the best time with Kimone, she makes everything better.
Kimone by aslovelyasyou June 10, 2011

Kinect 2.0

Microsoft's next accessory (or necessity) for their newest gaming console, Xbox One (ton). It can recognize your voice (probably as good as Windows voice recognition can), Skype someone (while you're trying to watch a movie), and detect your movements so you can play games or navigate with it! (Probably really crappy games and an even crappier Windows 8 styled User Interface) It will probably become the NSA's new mastuerbation machine.
Kinect 2.0? Hmm...I should consider getting a job at the NSA.
Kinect 2.0 by Microsoft H8R October 13, 2013