kione

Kione hes a nice guy who is loyal to his girl and is fine as hell .He is good at sports and some how has enough time to deal with everyone's bullshit.hes good at making friends and keeping but just make sure not to fuck with him.

what up kione you wanna fight ill beat yo ass up.

news: someone was found dead today with several deadly shots to the head.

by thesuperflykilla April 22, 2016

blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out

Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.

by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

Dingo's Kidneys

A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.

Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!

by wfly81 July 1, 2014

Kinnebrewster

A moist, rumbling, ear piercing fart which often results in an accident

Did you hear that Kinnebrewster that Chocky ripped in the UMass library? He must have shit his panties

by Pito February 14, 2020

kidney-wiper

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'

by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007

Kimone

Kimone is someone who you get along with so well and you will make the best memories with them. She is someone who will always be there for you no matter what and will always have your back and tell you the truth no matter how hurtful it can be. She is hilarious and caring and beautiful. She cares for her family and friends so much she'll do anything for them. She's the kind of person who is always happy and smiling through what ever situation. You'll love her so much and she will equally love you the same. She is just plain awesome and amazingly beautiful. You'll love her from the moment you meet her.

I have the best time with Kimone, she makes everything better.

by aslovelyasyou June 10, 2011

Kinect 2.0

Microsoft's next accessory (or necessity) for their newest gaming console, Xbox One (ton). It can recognize your voice (probably as good as Windows voice recognition can), Skype someone (while you're trying to watch a movie), and detect your movements so you can play games or navigate with it! (Probably really crappy games and an even crappier Windows 8 styled User Interface) It will probably become the NSA's new mastuerbation machine.

Kinect 2.0? Hmm...I should consider getting a job at the NSA.

by Microsoft H8R October 13, 2013