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Kinnelon 

A town in Northern New Jersey which was first known as Charlotteburg; a small ironmaking town that supplied iron until 1922 where the land was purchased by Francis S. Kinney who named the town after himself. Over the next century, Kinnelon would transform into a moderately quiet town with low-density suburban areas and multiple nature parks and trails.

It is also a town where there is little to nothing to do. If you do something; it is probably drugs. The school uses tons of the town's money (around 80% of the budget) and its used to buy some new Range Rovers. The schools' National ranking is dropping each year and nobody really notices. The only redeemable thing about Kinnelon's current school system is the music program, which is decent at best. Everyone in the town is white, part of the upper middle class and are apparently entitled to whatever the fuck they want. They probably also know every detail of your life as soon as you take a step in Kinnelon. The Lakes, fields, and anything remotely interesting in the town is probably a 10-minute drive from wherever you live. Making it severely inconvenient to do anything independently until your father (with a job paying 6 or 7 figures) buys you a new S-Class AMG or a Jeep as a first car (another place to smoke weed). The town is so boring, you're here reading this instead of doing anything else. As soon as anyone gets the chance to leave, they fucking run.
Guy 1: Man, I hate Kinnelon. I want to leave as soon as possible
Guy 2: Same bro same. Pass the blunt.
Kinnelon by Oblicuo November 25, 2018
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Kinnelon 

A boring town where all everyone does is do drugs. a small town that loves getting in your buisness, everyone knows everything about you. There is absoulutley nothing to do for the kids in this town but find that ONE house with no parents home and do drugs.. and if there isn't AN open house they do the drugs in a car,the woods, or at the reservoir. Also it is a whitebread hippie town where there is only white christian people, and no other race... maybe one or two black people
If i cant find weed i'll travel an hour out of kinnelon completely out my way to get it cuz thats all there is to do.
Kinnelon by R.K. : ) July 23, 2008
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kinnelon 

Kinnelon Comes from the German Word Kinnie-Lahnn, Meaning "A Whales Vagina"

Also, a upper middle class town found in Northern New Jersey, Populated overwhelmingly by wealthy Caucasians who think they are tough because they get a lexus, beamer, or benz for birthday or graduation present.

Known as K-Town
Im gonna have fun poking your Mom in the Kinnie Lahnn, then you can get sloppy seconds

Hey do you want to go to Kinnelon?
...there is nothing there you, fag
kinnelon by K-town March 2, 2005

kinnelon 

Stupid whiteys ALL with long hair.
A llama at the zoo. They also look like my penis....very hairy
kinnelon by Andrew February 20, 2005

Kinnelon 

A crappy town where everybody is a white prick that thinks they are entitled or thinks they are black, but they are really just a bunch of hipsters.
Guy 1: Hey man where are you from?
Guy 2: Kinnelon.
Guy 1: That sucks.
Guy 2: I know, I hate it.
Kinnelon by R.A.K. August 25, 2017

Kinnelon High School

From A small upper class town located in northern New Jersey. Kinnelon High School is a public School populated by short caucasian intitled faggots. Those of which have nothing better to do with there time other than smoke weed everyday and “throw down” everyweekend. When there is no home to throw down at, they simply go Saybees, a tennis court hidden far in the woods and party there. Sounds gay right? The students that attend Kinnelon High School are extremely rude and judgmental. The teachers are morons, and straight up suck at there job.
Hey you go to kinnelon High School?
Hell no, I went private.
Kinnelon High School by Bdjsvsusghd November 8, 2017

Kindelonte 

Kindelonte is a term that refers to a type of shirtless barbarian adorned in puffy genie pants, crass jewelry, and crowned with a small tied kokohol-like tuft of hair on top of an otherwise bald head. Not to be confused with "kinderlack."

Kindelontes are usually found in prototypical seedy opium dens, using, manufacturing, or distributing a wide arrangement of drugs and/or drug paraphernalia.

Kindelontes are reputed to perform strange rituals involving midgets, canola oil, and livestock, chanting "haunty" ad infinitum during such processions--approach with caution.

It has been remarked that kindelontes strongly resemble gypsies.
"That fucking kindelonte sold me shitty homegrown, telling me it was from Afghanistan. What's up with that shitty haircut? He should have manned up and just shaved his head bald instead of leaving that stupid pigtail on the top of his head--what a cockbite."

"Why don't you lube up your chode with some Mazola, and fuck that sheep in the ass, you fucking kindelonte?"
Kindelonte by Gak25 September 9, 2011
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