Scrotocracy

The Junior Cadets of the patriarchy. Obnoxious, predominately white boys. Fraternities. Golf. Sailing. Polo Shirts. Dockers.
Dude-Boys of power to be. Sons of Senators, Governors, Business Executives, MegaChurch Preachers. Read about them in the book, "The Family."

Dicks presumptive.

It's amazing who can get into the Scrotocracy. Look at George Bush Jr.-boozing, coke snorting, AWOL, business disasters. If his Daddy hadn't been such an Uber-Patriarch he'd be broken down trailer trash for sure. The fact that Barbara Bush is the only female member of the patriarchy didn't hurt. Dan Quail was a flame out-he never made the transition from Scrotocracy to patriarchy with the biggest hand-up.

Scrotocracy by RevDrDK November 12, 2009

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scrotocrat

someone (mostly, if not all, male) controlled by the scrotal area, that promotes sexism, bigotry, xenophobia … They are right and you are wrong. They promote themselves at the expense of others and refuse to accept blame for errors (whatever the magnitude) and never apologize for their screw-ups. Typically, scrotocrats have small hands and use scotch tape to control ties.

Donald Trump is the chief scrotocrat in charge

scrotocrat by walks on the beach April 16, 2017

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Noobic Stratocracy

a very sigma group on roblox

wow i love the noobic stratocracy

Noobic Stratocracy by mrcrayfishv February 19, 2026

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Noobic Stratocracy

The Noobic Stratocracy is a Roblox based larp and clanning group who are extremely dedicated to their community and are extremely diverse in their operations. They operate tanks, aircraft, and boats all in the effort to reunite West Noobia from those dreaded bloxians

Person 1: Who who are those awesome people
Person 2: That’s the Noobic Stratocracy

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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