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dickscratch 

a person of low intellect; a buffoonish doucher.
Look at that guy trying pick up that girl, what a dickscratch.
dickscratch by HoTranBrasky December 10, 2009
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dick scratcher

When you masturbate to hard and your dick splits.
Fuck man I was masturbating way to hard last night and I got a dick scratcher

dick scratcher

An offensive man who is also stupid and believes he is always right no matter what.
I told that dick scratcher it wouldn't work and now we have to fix it.
dick scratcher by MrBadmouth October 16, 2004

Dickscratchin 

When your partner is rocking your WORLD and he decided he was going to dick tease you but instead you grab on for dear life but SRCATCH a chunk right out of the shaft . "CAT SCRATCH FEVER "....
Guy 1 :Man she was get the dickscratchin and I went to dicktease her by pullin out and...

Guy2: well what happen ?
Guy: got a chunk took out of my dick after I pulled out of the dickscratchin.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026