A "belham" commonly refers to a white male, although his decent comes under scrutiny by his own
parents more often than not. Enjoys a good pun and lives for the
cringe he constantly causes others when making one. Saved by the bell and living for the ham, a belham knows no limits when it comes to adventures! You'll know you've found one once you've talked to him. First impressions
may be misleading.
Girl: Daddy, was that a belham
dashing by just now?
Dad: I couldn'
t tell, my love, for all that curly
hair falling into his eyes.