Barker 

A gun, specifically a six-shot revolver.

guy 1. We're out-numbered dawg! Its 5 of them and 2 of us!
guy 2. Chill bro! I'm packing my Barker, so its 8 of us and 5 of them!!!

Barker by talk2me-JCH2 March 30, 2021

barker 

1. A man in front of an area such as a circus or side show, talking and shouting to get people interested in buying a ticket or spending money; often wearing a straw hat, and a red and white striped blazer.
2. A dog that barks too much.
3. An unattractive female.

1. That barker really cost me a fortune with his fast talking!!!
2. That little barker next door kept me up all night long!!
3. Man...that girl over there is a real barker... woof-woof!

barker by thedzone August 7, 2010

Barker 

Barker: a person selling produce at a open market whom Barks there prices aloud for customers to hear.

Barker: a person who strips the bark from trees to use for tanning.

the barker was selling fish at the market

Barker by muthabarker February 5, 2010

Barker 

a small village in Western NY with only two places to go
a diner and a pizza place
people are convinced there are more cows than actual people
the school's sports teams suck except for field hockey
Barker Kids are the blunt of many jokes, usually involving the word tractor
there is good cell phone reception though

Hey Barker Kid, how long did it take to drive your tractor over here?
Ladies and Gentleman, start your tractors!

Barker by Barker Kid August 23, 2008

Barker 

1. Verb. To put forth an inhuman amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all

2. Verb. complaining ad naseum about nothing at all to anyone who will listen oven though you know they don't give a shit

3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of

1. Quit barkering and just take out the trash already dude

2. "for the last time, quit barkering me because no one gives a fuck!"

3. dude, I just took the most massive barker ever! It was so great I had to smoke a cigarette afterwards.

Barker by Shaynahatesyou October 9, 2009

Barker 

A masochistic wankers that prolly gets off to shoving curry up his arse. Loves it when grannies suck his back red.

James Charles is such a barker

Barker by JustinTheWanker March 7, 2021

Barker 

(1.) noun: A very unattractive woman. From dog, an animal which barks.

(1.) I went on a blind date with Alison, and found out that she's really a barker!

Barker by the specter August 13, 2007