Skip to main content

Realbasic 

Poor excuse for a program, struggles stay up longer than 45 seconds.

A REALLLY BASIC PROGRAM

Supposedly a programming program meant to be similar to Visual Basic, as such it fails. Also designed by MAC people for MAC's, also fails. Refuses to work on such stable systems such as a PC.

To be typing code and suddenly have desktop appear.

Likes to disappear and use illogical operators in code.

Picks and chooses where it likes to work.

Teaches people to save work as unknown crashes happen OFTEN!

MADE IN CHINA OBVIOUSLY of low asian quality yet again.
Programmer: "wow Realbasic just crashed again"
Realbasic: "Computer says no...."

Lets test this, Oh shit not again, hope I saved my work this time. Ah crap I didn't.

Now lets use REALbasic to create a program, now we need to do this before it closes unexpectedly.

"For working code programs please use visualbasic as you will find out that REALbasic falls into the useless crap department."
Realbasic by REALbasic slave July 6, 2009
Realbasic mug front
Get the Realbasic mug.
See more merch

REALbasic 

Simply crap.

A broken language and framework that is the cause of many suicides. Designed by Mac users and is broken on Windows and on Mac too, just not as broken as on Windows.

Been renamed recently-rhymes with mojo-, still crap.
Oh not again! REALBasic killed itself and my last hour of work. Oh wait it is asking me to recover... And it is corrupted!
REALbasic by Bizuki June 11, 2018

REALbasic 

Poor excuse for a program, struggles stay up longer than 45 seconds.

A REALLLY BASIC PROGRAM

A useless and meaningless waste of money.

Supposedly a programming program meant to be similar to Visual Basic, as such it fails. Also designed by MAC people for MAC's, also fails. Refuses to work on such stable systems such as a PC. Therefore EPIC FAIL!

Picks and chooses where & when it likes to work.

Teaches people to save work as unknown crashes happen OFTEN!

MADE IN CHINA, OBVIOUSLY of low asian quality yet again.

Extremely good at creating encrypted files, Corrupts them beyond repair and then cannot even recognize the file itself!

For working code programs please use visualbasic as you will find out that REALbasic falls into the useless crap department.

Rather than using REALbasic why not try doing nothing instead. It's much more entertaining.
To be typing code and suddenly have desktop appear.
Likes to disappear and use illogical operators in code.

Smivvy: "Now to build and test my game"

Realbasic: "Computer says no...." REALbasic then proceeds to crash for the 101st time today...
Smivvy: "Ah S&^% not again!"
Smivvy: "good thing I saved it"
REALbasic: "***FILE IS CORRUPTED***"
Smivvy: "bloody MAC crud"
REALbasic by IEXORCIST October 6, 2009

realcastic 

noun: When a person attempts to be sarcastic, but the other person believes their words to be serious.
a: OMG I weigh 115, I'm an effing elephant!

b: Yes we might as well call you Dumbo and give you wings.

a: What do you mean?

b: Chillax! Don't be realcastic.
realcastic by prettydangflyy January 13, 2008

Realmatic 

Being real 365 7days of week threw your actions, not being fake the complete oppsite of fake, not being true to what you say.
Realmatic is Not telling a lie, saying how u feel regardless of how the other person feel good or bad. Keeping everything up front not talking behind anyone back being a 100 percent honest.
Realmatic by Double Pain Que January 21, 2010

realeasing the hostages 

I gotta go realease some hostages before they storm the trunks!

Realastic 

Bob said he got a "A" plus on his math test, but it sounded realastic.
Realastic by nicki12628 September 10, 2016